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You cannot argue with this logic.

That kid deserves all the candy.

Throw away your broken Nerf dart?

Amateurs. This kid repurposed it into a pencil grip.

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The kid who actually had the nerve to snorkel in a city fountain deserves some sort of medal.

Maybe a holiday named after him.

This kid got stuck with a bunch of UNO cards, so what did she do?

She fashioned a stand out of a hairbrush like the boss she is.

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That’s it!

This little girl discovered the only practical use for glass coffee tables.

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Ah yes, he’s learning young.

That is how he should address every woman in his life for his entire life.

They say that women are great at multitasking, but this little whippersnapper has taken it to a whole new level. You go, girl.

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If you think about it, it makes way more sense.

Also ice cream is just better.

OK but like I really want to try this now.

All I need is a longboard.

…and a leaf blower. I’m not really an adult.

This baby gate with a pet door is no match for a baby on a mission!

A mission to get to the next room.

His pizza was too hot so he put it next to the air vent!

And adult would just take a bite and then suffer and blow through the pain.

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What a wise soul.

Sage beyond his years.

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In case you can’t read this gem, the question is, “Would you rather be stuck on an island all alone or with one person you hate? Why?”

The answer is, “I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.”

Yeah, I mean…

This about sums it up.

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Man, I gotta start doing this.

People don’t really listen when you say you don’t want to share.

This is genius! Now you don’t have to worry about looking for carrots ever again.

Give this kid a grant.

So close. If only he typed it and used spell check.

Then that kid would have been golden.

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Now, this is a savvy business kid.

Don’t ask what “grass fed” lemonade is. Just accept it.

Wiser words have never been written.

I want this on a t-shirt.

Love when kids find innovative solutions to terrible problems like silverware hitting the dirty restaurant table. Brilliant.